it's not 7:13
It's a very busy hotel in a very busy city, so there's no chance the room has been unoccupied from when the time changed until my arrival.
Thus, I deduced that only two explanations are possible.
Option A: the housekeeping staff at the JW has not been taught to change the clocks, or just chooses not to do so
This is unsettling to ponder, as it begs the question "what else are they overlooking?" And why is such a prominent brand - in the hospitality sector - not able to make this work?
Option B: the JW has decided that the guests are responsible for clock time accuracy
I guess I understand this thesis. After all, housekeeping itself has become optional in most hotels. And we've moved from mini toiletries on the sink to an oil tanker of shampoo screwed to the shower wall, which also saves time for the staff (and is good for the environment, granted).
If the guests are to be the clock changers, I can get behind that idea, for the good of the union.
But if that's the case, then the clock must be changeable without a degree in electrical engineering.
I grabbed that clock and murmured "Fine, JW Marriott. I'm Katniss. I'm volunteering as tribute. I'm going to make this clock right."
10 minutes later...still wrong.
At this point, there are very few hotel clocks I haven't encountered. Across all their brands, I have more than 1,700 nights spent in Marriott hotels alone.
But this clock? This clock is diabolical. So many switches, buttons, dials. I poked and prodded. Twisted. Turned.
It legitimately seemed to be obfuscated on purpose. This clock held its secrets like the ancient Sphinx.
I was defeated by this clock. I suspect it remains an hour off as of this writing, and will remain so until spring.
So, now I add even more questions to my list:
- does housekeeping not know how to do this?
- is it my job to do it?
- why is this clock so difficult to change?
- if 2 and 3 are true, why don't they have instructions?
- why did they buy 500+ giant, impossible-to-change clocks?
- don't they make clocks that change themselves now?